It’s understandable how tentacle dildos, and other monster sex toys, would be intimidating. But instead of looking at them as horror movie props, think of them as dildos with REALLY intense textures – like ribbing on steroids.
I’ve put together a handful of examples (some great, some not so great) to get you started (or for connoisseurs who are looking for a different kind of adult product to play with).
ROSE DILDO (link)
Glass sex toys can be intimidating – mostly because people are afraid bits will break off in their…well…bits. But, any well-made glass toy should be safe. The question is – how do you know?
When it comes to this Rose Dildo, I can see on first glance that there are no thin sections to make it weak. As for the internal integrity, you would have to do the “computer screen trick” to see what the inside stress is like.
Learn how to check your glass sex toys here.
LOVECRAFTERS TWO TONE (link)
Hmmmm… it says it’s made from silicone, but “super-soft” or “UV reactive” doesn’t really help. I take it to mean that there could be additives that would bump it into something unsafe. Plus the edges look rough (maybe from a poor mold shape? Not sure). All of this for $90.00 (and a small toy at that)? I’m not confident.
SUCKER PUNCH DILDO (link)
Okay, okay. I’ll give it to them – it’s a clever name. It’s made from silicone, yes it’s standard black, but I really like the extreme tapering. This means that no matter what kind of girth you’re into, you’ll be able to use this dildo in comfort without feeling like an actual monster is attacking you.
IKA, BY BAD DRAGON (link)
It should be no surprise to see Bad Dragon here – they specialize in monster sex toys after all. One of the nice things about this option (aside from being affordable), is that there are many colors to choose from – so you’re not stuck with the same pink and black most sex toys come in.
There are some ethical concerns about employee treatment that have been floating around the rumor mill. If this is a worry for you, maybe do some due-diligence research before buying.
CANDY CANE DILDO (link)
I hadn’t heard of this company before, but if they use premium silicone, I’m all for it. It has a similar feel to Bad Dragon, down to the size choices. If you’re not a fan of the candy color, there are other choices on their website.
TWIN SILICONE DP (link)
It’s the only one I’ve seen, so far, that has the “extra tentacle” option. I like variations on standard toy design, plus having another hole filled might feel a bit more “tentacle-y” for those who are into the kink.
THE XENUPHALIC TENTACLE (link)
It’s a bit different than the normal dildo styles – which I like. The ribbing at the back looks enticing. However, the sucker cups along the tentacle look like they might be a bit difficult (or very difficult) to clean around. Just something to keep in mind.
UBERRIME XENUPHORA DILDO (link)
Imagine the one we just looked at but with less suction cups – great for cleaning or if you don’t want the intense texture. There are three colors as well, YAY!
TAINTACLE FANTASY DILDO
Is it just me or does the dildo look like a tentacle that is “muscle-y”. It does look interesting, however, the price is a large turn-off – other toys have managed to do it for cheaper (and with the case of poured silicone toys, there’s not going to be THAT much of a difference to warrant such a large markup).
FAAK OCTOPUS LEG (link)
We were doing so well – lots of safe materials. But now, I guess it’s natural I stumbled over a TPE rubber. There’s a debate on if it’s toxic or not, but there is no argument that rubber sex toys are porous. Definitely not one to be shared.
XENUSOID ALIEN DILDO (link)
This one feels very similar to the Xenuphalic we look at earlier in the list, with a few small tweaks. If you feel the difference is negligible, then like price, shipping costs, color palate, or store proximity help you decide.
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Which tentacle would you want to take home with you? Share in the comments!
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Have a toy-tastic day!